How to Fix Welfare

Not sure who said it, but it makes sense to me

My Apologies

To anyone who is offended by this, or who may have authored it in the first place, my sincere apologies.

If you're offended, well, let's just say we have different opinions.

If you're the original author, please let me know and I will gladly update this section.  I received this worthwhile advice through an email, as I am sure most everyone who is now thinking "Hey, I thought that same thing" is thinking.  Again, my apologies to the original author.

How to Fix Welfare, the New Rules

Put me in charge...

Put me in charge of food stamps.  I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away.  If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job.

Put me in charge of Medicaid.  The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations.  Then, we will test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine and document all tattoos and piercings.  If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, smoke or get tats and piercings, then get a job.

Put me in charge of government housing.  Ever live in a military barracks?  You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair.  Your "home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried.  If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place.

In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job.  It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you.  We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good."

Before you write that I have violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary.  If you want our money, accept our rules..  Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem.

If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices.  The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices.

AND While you are on Government subsistence, you no longer can VOTE!  Yes that is correct.  For you to vote would be a conflict of interest.  You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Government welfare check.  If you want to vote, then get a job.

Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON...  And tell the same thing to your Congressman and Senator.

I thank you for reading, and for thinking.  And special thanks to my friend, Steve Mikula, who sent me this gem.

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